It's been fun, even hot and sweaty at times, but I feel it's time we should break up. Our relationship just isn't working for my 25 year old life style anymore. Please consider this us officially breaking up, until I'm about 50 when I'm sure you'll be back for another romance.
PS In case you can't put two and two together, I finally got my period and as unexciting as it is, it's also very exciting because I don't have to say I'm in "menopause" anymore! Ha ha!